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　　Seventy-year-old widower Ben Whittaker (Robert De Niro), a retired executive from DEX One, applies to a senior citizen intern program after retirement has become too boring for him. The company in Brooklyn he applies to is About the Fit, a fast-growing e-commerce fashion startup, whose founder and CEO Jules Ostin (Anne Hathaway) had previously agreed to a community outreach program where seniors would intern at the firm. Ben impresses everyone and is one of four hired.
下面开始全英文剧本阅读：
1、Freud said, “Love and work. Work and love. ”
2、”That’s all there is. ”
3、Well, I’m retired, and my wife is dead.
4、As you can imagine, that’s given me
5、some time on my hands.
6、My wife’s been gone for three and a half years.
7、I miss her in every way.
8、And retirement? That is an ongoing,
9、relentless effort in creativity.
10、At first, I admit I enjoyed the novelty of it.
11、Sort of felt like I was playing hooky.
12、I used all the miles I’d saved and traveled the globe.
13、The problem was, no matter where I went,
14、as soon as I got home, the nowhere-to-be thing
15、hit me like a ton of bricks.
16、I realized the key
17、to this whole deal was to keep moving.
18、Get up, get out of the house, and go somewhere. Anywhere.
19、Come rain or shine, I’m at my Starbucks by 7:15.
20、Excuse me, mind if we join you here?
21、Hey, how are ya?
22、Can’t explain it,
23、but it makes me feel part of something.
24、These guys today, they’re not numbers guys.
25、Don’t talk figures with them.
26、How do I spend the rest of my days?
27、You name it. Golf, books, movies, pinochle.
28、Tried yoga, learned to cook,
29、bought some plants, took classes in Mandarin.
30、Translation, “Believe me, I’ve tried everything. ”
31、And then, of course, there are the funerals.
32、So many more than I could imagine.
33、The only traveling I do these days is out to San Diego
34、to visit my son and his family.
35、They’re great. I love ’em to pieces.
36、But to be honest, I think I probably relied on them
37、way more than I should.
38、Don’t get me wrong, I’m not an unhappy person.
39、Quite the contrary.
40、I just know there’s a hole in my life,
41、and I need to fill it.
43、Which brings me to today, when I was leaving the market
44、and caught your flyer out of the corner of my eye.
46、”Seniors, be an intern. ”
48、I thought that was you. Hi.
49、- Hey. – What’d you find?
50、I think an Internet place is looking for senior interns.
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51、- Am I reading this right? – Let me see.
52、”Applicants must be over 65 years of age,
53、”have organizational skills,
54、”a genuine interest in e-commerce,” whatever that is,
55、”and a roll-up-your-sleeves attitude. ”
56、AboutTheFit. com,
57、isn’t that the outfit that was…
58、Yeah, yeah, yeah.
59、They bought one of those old factories in Red Hook.
60、My daughter says they sell clothes on the Internet.
61、How that works, I have no idea.
62、Well, you have to upload the application.
63、That could be challenging. Listen to this,
64、”Cover letters are so old-fashioned. ”
65、”Show us who you are with a cover-letter video. ”
66、”Upload your video to YouTube or Vimeo”
67、”using. mov,.avi, or a. mpg file. ”
68、”We look forward to meeting you. ”
69、Well, I guess that’s meeting me.
70、I swear I don’t even know what language that was.
71、What are you doing tonight, Ben?
72、A frozen lasagna?
73、I could make a little salad, turn it into a dinner for two,
74、like we did that time and never did again.
75、You know that was over five months ago?
76、Oh, yeah. No, no, we gotta do that again, for sure,
77、but okay if we take a rain check?
78、You’re awful cute, you know that?
79、No, I didn’t.
80、Well, it’s true, you are. So I’ll see you.
81、Don’t take too long, doll.
82、You’re not getting any younger.
83、- I know, I know, I know. – All right.
84、So here I am,
85、applying to be one of your interns
86、because the more I think about this idea,
87、the more tremendous I think it is.
88、I love the idea of having a place I can go every day.
89、I want the connection, the excitement.
90、I wanna be challenged,
91、and I guess I might even wanna be needed.
92、The tech stuff might take a bit to figure out.
93、I had to call my 9-year-old grandson
94、just to find out what a USB connector was.
95、But I’ll get there. Eager to learn.
96、Also, I want you to know
97、I’ve been a company man all my life.
98、I’m loyal, I’m trustworthy, and I’m good in a crisis.
99、And I love that you’re right here in Brooklyn.
100、I’ve lived here all my life, and lately I feel
101、I may not be hip enough to live in Brooklyn,
102、so this could help with that, too.
103、I read once, musicians don’t retire.
104、They stop when there’s no more music in them.
105、Well, I still have music in me,
106、absolutely positive about that.
107、Good news, I found a size eight in navy.
108、No, you are right.
109、That package should have arrived by now.
110、Let me track that for you.
111、Yep, these pants are awesome if you have hips.
112、Super slimming.
113、Okay, let me just review this with you.
114、You have six bridesmaids.
115、You ordered six of the silk chiffon.
116、Antoinette dresses in pink.
117、The wedding is in three days,
118、and the dresses just arrived all in charcoal gray,
119、which we don’t even sell, so that is a bit of a mystery.
120、Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do about this.
121、I am gonna call the vendor and have this fixed today.
122、I will personally see the dresses
123、before they are FedExed,
124、and I promise you they will be at your front door
125、by 9:00 a. m. Friday, okay?
126、You know what, let me give you my cell just in case,
127、718-555-0199.
128、Oh, thank you so much for your patience,
129、and I am gonna refund you back all your money. It’s the…
131、Okay, hey, you check this one off your list, okay?
132、This is done.
133、And, Rachel, have a great wedding.
134、Oh, my God, how did that happen?
135、Jules?
136、I know, I know, I’m late for something.
137、Yeah, everything.
138、You see why I take customer service calls?
139、I mean, it’s so good. You learn so much.
140、Okay, what’s up? What am I doing?
141、Okay, Cameron was waiting for you, but had another meeting.
142、He said he’ll be back at 2:00.
143、Um, everyone needs you to sign off
144、- on tomorrow’s homepage. – Right.
145、And your 11:00 is in the big conference room.
146、So is your 11:10. Finance needs you,
147、and I guess you e-mailed a bunch of people
148、at 4:00 a. m. about something?
149、Oh, good, I forgot about that.
150、I want to figure out a way for friends
151、to shop together online.
152、Make it less of an alone thing.
153、E- mail me that idea, will you?
154、Yeah, I like that.
155、Um, is now a good time to call your mom back?
156、- Dude, I’m on a bike. – Happy birthday!
158、JULES”. Oh, what a mess.
159、This is the middle of the office. Don’t do…
160、Don’t put that…
161、- Hello. – Hi.
162、I’m Ben Whittaker. I received an e-mail
163、about an interview for the senior intern program.
164、Hey, Ben. How’s it going’?
165、It’s going good, real good. Thank you.
166、Excellent. Take a seat around the corner,
167、and someone from talent acquisition will come get you.
168、Thank you.
169、”Talent acquisition”?
170、Okay, you guys have to remember,
171、the homepage has to read in a glance.
172、Also, you have to get back like this if you wanna see
173、what it looks like if you’re, like, over 35.
174、Okay, so I can’t read anything,
175、but if I could, what do you want me to see?
176、”Five Girls, One Shirt” or “Check Out The Fit”?
177、Well, both, but what I really want you to see
178、is the shirt worn by five different body types.
179、Okay, then you gotta make me see that.
180、Try making the photo grid bigger.
181、I love that five. Can we make it more graphic?
182、Yeah, that’s cool.
183、Maybe hero the girl in the red shirt.
184、- Jules… – That is a great red.
185、It is going to fly outta here.
186、I needed you to sign off on this, like, two hours ago.
187、I know, I know, but can you try?
189、Mia? Tell me that thing again.
190、Oh, 40% of our visitors don’t go past the homepage,
191、which isn’t so bad.
192、Yeah, but we should fix that.
193、Okay, here you go.
194、JULES”. I love it.
195、- Great, and it’s up. – Okay. Thanks, everybody.
196、Thank you.
197、Okay, so…
198、The Antoinette dress. Major screw-up by the vendor.
199、There’s gonna be a couple of interviews today, Ben.
200、We wanna make sure that we both find the right fit.
201、”Business as usual” is not really our motto,
202、so we hope you have some fun here.
203、This is the first time we are hiring senior interns,
204、so some of our intern questions
205、may not exactly fit your profile,
206、but we’re gonna go for it anyway, okay?
207、Fire away.
208、Okay, good. Where’d you go to school?
209、I went to Northwestern.
210、Hey, my brother went to Northwestern.
211、Probably not at the same time.
212、Probably not. He graduated in 2009.
213、- Class of ’65.
214、Wow, what was your major? Do you remember?
215、And after Northwestern, you went on to…
216、I went to work for Dex One.
217、Okay, and they made…
218、- Phonebooks. – Oh.
219、I was in charge of overseeing the printing
220、of the physical phonebook.
221、I did that for over 20 years,
222、and before that I was their VP of sales and advertising.
223、So, do they still make phonebooks?
224、I mean, doesn’t everyone just Google numbers?
225、I believe they do, but before Google that was how you got…
226、Oh, no, no. Yeah, I get it.
227、So 40 years at the phonebook company?
228、That is amazing, seriously.
229、Okay, Benjamin. Now, I’m gonna ask you one of
230、our more telling questions for all of our interns,
231、so I want you to, like, this is the one
232、to really think about, okay?
233、And take your time.
234、Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
235、When I’m 80?
236、Yeah, sure. Yeah, whatever. Um…
237、Wait. Did not realize you were 70.
238、That question just doesn’t work for you, does it?
239、Should we just scratch that one and just move on?
240、- It’s your call, Justin. – Okay, that one’s gone.
241、You look great, by the way, so great,
242、and you’re clearly more than qualified for this job.
243、You’re actually, like, way overqualified,
244、and we were so impressed.
245、You had great interviews, great video.
246、You nailed it, Ben. Congrats.
247、You’re an intern.
248、Hey. I need you for two minutes, uninterrupted.
249、- Hi. Okay. – Remember a few weeks ago,
250、we talked about the senior intern program?
252、Really? We had a whole, big conversation about it.
253、We did? Okay, remind me.
254、Seniors in high school or college?
255、No, no, no. Seniors in life. Older people.
256、Hold on. What?
257、I told you I felt like we needed
258、to do an outreach program.
259、You definitely seemed to be liking the idea,
260、so I set it in motion. It’s gonna be great.
261、Hold, please. You’re hiring senior citizen interns?
262、There’s been a ton of research on this,
263、and the results are actually incredible.
264、I mean, imagine having an intern
265、with a lifetime of experience
266、as opposed to somebody who spent
267、the last four years of their life playing beer pong.
268、Do they eventually want jobs here?
269、No, darling, they’re all retired.
270、They just want the experience.
271、And I would like one to work directly with you.
272、- Wait, Cameron, no. – Wha…
273、First of all, I’m not great with older people.
274、You know how I am with my parents. This could be…
275、Why do I have to have one?
276、Because you have to set the tone.
277、Now, would you prefer a man or a woman?
278、There’s a great 72-year-old woman, really cute.
279、Ugh. That’s like the same age as my mom. That’s too weird.
280、That’s fine. There’s a man everyone loves.
281、He seems amazing.
282、I watched his video with the whole group.
283、People were crying.
284、Okay, this is not going to work, in my opinion.
285、But how long do I have to do this for? Minimum?
286、Six weeks, or we’ll be sued.
287、I know we never talked about this.
288、Yeah, we did. For real.
289、He starts tomorrow.
291、Back in action.
292、Thank God.
293、New interns, welcome to ATF.
294、We all work on this one floor, and that is because
295、we are all about communication
296、and teamwork.
297、No one has a private office,
298、not even our founder and CEO, Jules Ostin,
299、who is actually right over there.
300、She loves to ride her bike through the office.
301、That woman does not like to waste time.
302、Plus, she counts it as exercise.
303、That’s adorable.
304、Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
305、Hey. How you doing? I’m Davis.
306、Hi, Davis. Ben Whittaker.
307、Exciting place, huh?
308、Oh, my God. They had one opening
309、for a regular-age intern, no offense.
310、I got it. I’m so psyched.
311、I’m pretty psyched myself.
312、All right, a few words about Jules.
313、She started About The Fit only 18 months ago.
314、This whole idea was hatched
315、at Jules’ kitchen table right here in Brooklyn.
316、Jules tried everything on that she sold,
317、described the fit herself,
318、and apparently, it worked.
319、She was online in four months.
320、She started with 25 employees. She’s now up to 216.
321、With you four, 220.
323、Hey, Ben, are you gonna wear a suit every day?
324、- You bet.
325、Confident. I like how you roll.
326、I like it a lot.
327、We just hit a record high of 2,500 likes on Instagram.
328、And that’s what we do
329、when something good happens around here.
330、New interns, grab a seat
331、at one of the intern tables over there.
332、Check your e-mail.
333、You may find that you’ve been assigned
334、to one particular person or one particular team.
335、Or you might just be a floater.
336、It’s all good.
337、Okay, let me Instagram this.
338、Moment in time.
339、- Gray is the new green.
340、Take a seat.
341、Thanks.
342、Oh, got one.
343、CAMERON”. Welcome, Ben.
344、Your internship will be directly
345、with our founder, Jules Ostin.
346、Oh, I’m in the photo studio.
347、Floater. Love!
348、Hey, Ben, what’d you get?
349、Looks like I’m gonna be a personal intern.
350、Nice. To?
351、Jules Ostin.
352、Unfortunate.
353、Hang in there.
354、Hi, Ben. I have secured an appointment for you
355、to meet with Jules Ostin today at 3:55 p. m.
356、Please be prompt, as Jules has another meeting at 4:00 p. m.
358、All right, I’m going to merchandising.
359、Beautiful.
360、It’s perfect.
361、Yes, I’ll try to have her there at 5:00.
362、Um, no, wait,
363、I booked her with a vendor at 5:15. I’m sorry.
364、I’ll call you back.
365、Yes, hello?
366、Hi, I’m Ben Whittaker.
367、I have a 3:55 appointment with Ms. Ostin.
368、3155?
369、I thought she was meeting with her new intern.
370、That’s me.
371、How you doing?
372、I’m sorry. Uh, how are you an intern?
373、It’s the new senior intern program.
374、It just started today.
375、Oh, my God. Um…
376、How old are you?
377、Seventy. You?
378、I’m 24. I know, I look older. It’s the job. It ages you.
379、Which won’t be great in your case.
380、Sorry.
381、I actually thought you looked younger.
382、Yeah, right.
383、Any tips before I go in?
384、Just talk fast. She hates slow talkers.
385、Maybe that’s just when I talk slow.
386、Don’t dawdle in any way. Just keep it moving.
387、And don’t forget to blink.
388、Blink?
389、Yeah, she hates when people don’t blink.
390、It weirds her out.
391、But it’s 3:57. This meeting that she’s in
392、just took up, like, two of your…
393、They’re out. Go, go, go.
394、- Okay, thanks. – Go. Yeah.
395、What? Oh, yeah, I’m here.
396、BEN”. Hi, Jules?
397、I’m Ben, your new intern.
398、I’m glad you also see the humor in this.
399、Be hard not to.
400、So, Ben…
401、I was gonna say what is a nice guy like you
402、doing at a place like this?
403、But Cameron gave me the drill,
404、so can I just be honest with you?
405、Please.
406、I’m not gonna have a lot for you to do.
407、That’s the truth.
408、And you being assigned to me is kind of just
409、for me to set an example for the rest of the team.
410、If you ask me,
411、I think that you’d be much better off
412、working in creative or marketing.
413、It’s a little bit slower pace,
414、maybe a little bit easier to grasp.
415、If you requested a transfer, we can make that happen.
416、If that’s what you’d prefer.
417、You’ll be happier, believe me.
418、I am not so fun to work for.
419、That’s what I gather,
420、but I can get along with anyone,
421、and I’m here to learn about your world,
422、give help where I can, so…
423、So, you don’t wanna transfer?
424、Not really, sir. I’m terribly sorry.
425、Excuse me.
426、Okay.
427、Well, then looks like you’re stuck with me.
428、Great, I’m excited.
429、I will e-mail you when I have something for you to do.
430、Or I could just stop by
431、a few times a day, check in…
432、I’ll e-mail you.
433、Also, don’t feel like you have to dress up.
434、I mean, we’re super cas here.
435、Well, I’m comfortable in a suit, if it’s okay.
436、No, it’s fine. Old-school.
437、Exactly. At least I’ll stand out.
438、I don’t think you need a suit to do that.
439、True.
440、Well, I think we did it in less than two minutes.
441、I’ll wait to hear from you.
442、Okay.
443、Want the door open or closed?
444、Doesn’t matter.
445、Open, actually.
446、You’ll get used to me.
447、Look forward to it.
451、Howdy.
452、What do you need?
454、What’s up, Ben? Are you good?
455、Perfect.
456、Okay.
457、- The V-neck back tee? – Okay.
458、- This is Holly. – Can you run that up to them?
459、Yeah, no, no. We love the whole line, Mark.
460、Okay, so you can zoom out. Like that.
461、I’m going to a meeting. I’ll be back in an hour.
462、We’ll talk then?
463、And then you can just click here to buy it.
464、Cool, yeah.
465、Hello? Hi, yeah.
466、All right. You staying?
467、Can’t leave before the boss leaves, Davis.
468、Looks like you’re gonna be here a while.
469、All right. See you in the morning, Ben.
470、- Have a good night. – You, too.
471、Let’s make it happen.
472、Thanks.
473、How about I push, you deliver?
474、Thank you.
475、I like that there’s four faves instead of three,
476、but can I see the one
477、- without the jacket just to… – Sure.
479、Okay, so they wanna know what customers bought
480、who didn’t come back,
481、so they can spot a problem if there is one, right?
482、Yeah, but I don’t understand how to…
483、All right, here’s what I think we should do.
484、- Ben! Ben! – We should go…
485、Hey, hey, look. Here she comes.
486、Watch how she won’t even…
487、Hey, Beck. What’s up? You look really nice.
488、How long can a woman be mad at you for?
489、Well, it kind of depends on what you did.
490、Well, first of all, nothing on purpose.
491、We were going out for a minute.
492、I thought she was cool. I really liked her.
493、But then, I sort of
494、accidentally slept with her roommate.
495、That doesn’t help.
496、I didn’t know she was her roommate. I met her out.
497、How would I know that?
498、- Hey, Nikki! – Ben, tell me.
499、I don’t know this stuff. You’re older.
500、You’ve been through a lot.
501、I mean, you have a lot of experience.
502、How long do you think she’ll be mad at me for?
503、Jay, I have zero experience with women,
504、and I can tell you, there’s no coming back from that one.
505、I assume you talked to her, apologized,
506、told her how much she means to you…
507、Well, you know…
508、You didn’t talk to her?
509、What did you do, send her a tweet?
510、No, of course not. I, like, texted her a billion times.
511、She didn’t answer, so then I e-mailed her.
512、But it was, like, a nice e-mail.
513、It was a long one, well-thought-out.
514、Subject line I wrote, “I’m Sorry,”
515、with like a ton of “O’s. ”
516、So it was like, “I’m sorry,”
517、with a sad emoticon
518、where he’s crying at the side of its little cheek.
519、I should probably actually just talk to her, huh?
520、Obviously.
521、Can’t imagine it would hurt.
522、Oh, did yesterday’s numbers come in?
523、Yeah.
524、We could do it that way, too.
525、I noticed my intern sure keeps busy.
526、Mr. Congeniality. He’s a very big hit.
527、Everybody loves him.
528、Okay, do not look at that desk.
529、It’s like the office junk drawer.
530、It’s just gonna drive you crazy.
531、You just did that.
532、What are you, preparing for surgery?
533、Okay, seriously? How did this even happen?
534、No, no, I can set it up. She’s just in a meeting.
535、Hi, something I can help you with?
536、Yes, Jules spilled soy sauce on her Saint Laurent jacket.
537、Can you take it to the photo studio?
538、There’s lots of cleaners and stuff in there.
539、- Sure, where is it? – She’s wearing it.
540、They would like us to consider the possibility…
541、Okay.
542、Of meeting with some potential CEOs.
544、I did not see that coming.
545、Why? Uh…
546、Am I too inexperienced at running a business?
547、I didn’t go to Harvard?
548、My methods aren’t by the book?
549、I mean, isn’t that how we got here?
550、Really?
551、I need adult supervision?
552、Could we be doing better?
553、We hit our five-year goal in nine months.
554、Exactly. Jules, we can’t keep up
555、with our own success. You know that.
556、You’re an hour late
557、to every meeting. We have a name for it,
558、”Jules Standard Time. ”
559、And look, I get it. There’s only so many hours in the day.
560、We’re all playing catch-up.
561、Our tech guys work until 2:00, 3:00 in the morning.
562、Customer service is slammed.
563、We’re running out of inventory.
564、We’ve got shipping issues and programing problems,
565、and the bigger we get,
566、the more complicated it’s gonna get.
567、But isn’t this what a startup is?
568、What?
569、Say it. What is everyone so worried about?
570、That it’s all going too fast, and it could get away from us.
571、Our investors just think that a seasoned CEO
572、could take some things off your plate.
573、That’s all. Just free you up to do what you do great.
574、You come up with the ideas,
575、and let somebody else make the trains run on time.
576、But, Cameron, this new person,
577、they are going to want to do things their way.
578、Technically, be my boss.
579、I mean, how can I do what I do
580、if I have to report to someone else,
581、run every idea I have by this person?
582、And can you see that working?
583、Well, Gilt Groupe brought in a CEO.
584、How are they doing?
585、I mean, get me CEO lessons, you know?
586、BEN”. Uh, excuse me.
587、I apologize, but Becky said you needed something
588、taken care of on your jacket.
589、Oh, right.
590、Thank you, Ben.
591、Of course.
592、The VCs made up a list of potential CEOs.
593、Let’s just take a look at the list.
594、Explore it, then decide.
595、Baby steps.
597、Something big going on in there?
598、I couldn’t say.
599、You were in there a long time.
600、I can’t hear a thing.
601、JASON”. Psst!
602、Say something about me to her.
603、No, you have to do it.
604、On my way, boss.
605、Hmm. Boss.
606、Hey, Ben. Ben.
607、How old’s that briefcase?
608、It’s a 1973 Executive Ashburn attach?
609、They don’t make it anymore.
610、I’m a little in love with it.
611、It’s a classic, Lewis. It’s unbeatable.
612、Good night.
614、Morning.
615、Oh, my God. Somebody cleaned up that desk.
616、I swear, I was gonna stay late and do this myself.
617、Wasn’t me.
618、Ben came in at 7:00 this morning and did it.
620、Ben. Your intern.
621、ON PA”. Ben Whittaker.
622、Someone’s very happy.
623、JULES”. Brilliant. Thank you.
624、Best thing that’s happened around here all week.
625、Thank you.
626、This is your gift for a job well done.
627、I’m Fiona, the house masseuse.
628、- Hi, Fiona. Ben. – Hi.
629、Does that feel okay?
630、It feels great, actually. Thank you.
631、Okay. You’re a little bit tight, Ben.
632、Well, I haven’t sat at a desk for a while.
633、My body’s not used to it.
634、No, I get it.
635、Plus, they say sitting is the new smoking.
636、Let me see what I can do.
637、I spotted you in the lunchroom.
638、I wondered who you were.
639、- Did you? Oh. – Yeah.
640、Then someone told me you were an intern.
641、That’s pretty cool of you to do this.
642、Well, it’s a brave new world. Thought I’d jump in.
643、See what it’s all about.
644、Yeah, I know. Absolutely.
645、I’m constantly amazed at what they do here.
646、Love being a part of it.
648、- Oh, my God. – Yeah. There.
649、Yeah. Right there.
650、- How’s that, Ben? – Well, it’s…
651、- Oh, boy. – Good.
652、Jason.
653、Okay, good. Good, good.
654、There, good.
655、Here you go.
656、A little tight right here.
657、- Is that better? – Oh, boy, oh, boy.
658、Oh. How’s that?
659、- Oh, boy. – Mmm-hmm.
660、Well, it was nice to meet you, Ben.
661、Love that there’s another oldie but goodie here.
662、Nice to meet you.
663、- See you later? – Love to.
664、Me, too.
665、You’re not as old as I thought you were.
667、Wait, so you’re saying you shave
668、- every day? – Yes.
669、- Even on Sundays? – Every day.
670、Okay, and even if you know
671、that you’re not gonna see anyone that you know?
672、- Yes. – How is this possible?
673、I’m on CheapApartments. com
674、and I literally can’t afford
675、a single apartment in all of Brooklyn.
676、My parents gave me two weeks to find a place,
677、and that’s just not gonna happen.
678、Getting evicted?
679、Hey, I’m in no rush, but apparently they are.
680、All right, here. Let me see your phone.
681、CheapApartments. Com. Have you tried Craigslist?
682、- Yes. – Okay.
683、Then I am out of ideas.
684、Jules. Hi.
685、- How are you? – Hi.
686、How are you?
687、- Hey, how’s it going? – Hey. Good.
688、- Uh, Mike, right? – Yeah.
689、Yeah, I’m Ben. I work for Jules.
690、Yeah, she’ll be down in a minute.
691、I know. Look, I don’t wanna make you feel uncomfortable,
692、but I just happen to have looked out the window,
693、and it appeared you were drinking something
694、from a paper bag.
695、I don’t know what you’re talking about, man.
696、Why don’t you tell her you can’t drive her today,
697、or I’m gonna have to.
698、- We all good? – Yeah.
699、Jules.
700、I’m sorry to do this,
701、but I’m actually not feeling so hot.
702、Not sure I should be driving.
703、I wouldn’t wanna give you anything.
704、Oh, sure. Yeah, no, you should take the day off
705、and feel better, okay?
706、Thanks.
707、I’m happy to cover for Mike.
708、That’s okay. Becky can drive me.
709、Really? You wanna give her more to do?
710、I hope you don’t mind if I don’t get in the front.
711、I’m not trying to be rude.
712、I just think better in the back.
713、I mean, I could get in the front…
714、No, no, no.
715、- This is perfect. – Yeah. Yeah.
716、And everything you hear in the car
717、is strictly confidential.
718、- Okay? – Goes without saying.
719、Hi, Mom.
720、- Oh, I found you. – Yeah.
721、So, what’s up? How’s everything?
722、Well, your dad and I are finally putting together
723、all our research at the hospital.
724、- That’s great. – I hear you typing.
725、That’s better.
726、So we’ve been studying women under 40
727、who sleep less than six hours a night.
728、- And what’d you find out? – It’s interesting.
729、It seems like they’re 38% more likely
730、to experience major weight gain
731、compared to women who slept seven hours a night.
732、Are you kidding me?
733、You know I haven’t slept in two years.
734、Well, I can’t change the facts, dear.
735、Mom, you know what? I’m rushing into the city
736、for a meeting, and I need to prepare.
737、Can I call you when I get home?
738、Oh, you don’t have to.
739、Okay. Love you.
740、- Thank you.
741、Hey, how we doing’?
742、Did you look over the material on Atwood?
743、Yeah, I did.
744、Uh, he had a great run at Travelocity and Citigroup,
745、and I get it. He’s major.
746、He is.
747、And the best thing about him is he’s been watching us,
748、and he loves what we’re doing.
749、But he’s only one of the names on the list.
750、So if you don’t like him, we move on.
751、But, Jules, try to be open.
752、He’s supposed to be brilliant. And the VCs love him. A lot.
753、Mark Zuckerberg never brought in a CEO,
754、and he was a teenager.
755、Call me after.
756、Okay.
757、Oh, thanks, but you don’t have to. I can open the door.
758、Sure.
759、Okay, so this shouldn’t take more than an hour.
760、But if you can’t stay here,
761、I’ll call Becky, and then she’ll find you,
762、and then you can just pull up…
763、Don’t worry. I’ll be here.
764、I think I forgot to eat today.
765、Should I pick you up some sushi?
766、No, I eat too much mercury. I’ll be fine.
767、I’m good. I’m actually kind of nauseous, so…
768、That was fast.
769、Not fast enough.
770、Oh, I picked you up some soup from a place I know.
771、Thanks.
772、You really didn’t have to do…
773、Oh, my God, that smells so good.
774、Good.
775、Word travels fast.
776、- Pretty short meeting. – Yeah. I hated him.
777、Really? What happened?
778、I thought he was a condescending,
779、sexist know-it-all
780、who did not seem to get what we do at all.
781、And, honestly,
782、I think he would run our business
783、in a completely inorganic way that would lose us
784、all the customers we have killed ourselves to get.
785、Oh, and I think that he would replace us
786、as soon as he got the chance.
787、Oh, and…
788、The man never blinked.
789、An Olympian non-blinker.
790、Okay, then.
791、Yeah.
792、See you in the a. m.?
793、Be there or be square.
794、JULES”. I’m sorry.
795、CAMERON”. Hey, don’t be.
796、I just wanted to say thank you for helping out
797、with Mike today and for getting me chicken soup.
798、Oh, and for cleaning that mess.
799、That was awesome. Seriously.
800、You’re very welcome.
801、It’s okay. I really won’t bite.
802、You started this business all by yourself
803、a year and a half ago,
804、and now you have a staff of 220 people.
805、Remember who did that.
807、Um…
808、Thank you.
809、And I hate to say it,
810、but try to get some sleep.
811、- Mommy. – Hey!
812、- Hi. – Hi.
813、Here’s my favorite girl.
814、Hey, baby.
815、- Hi, honey. – Hey.
816、Over the hump.
817、- So how was your day? – Kind of okay.
818、But you know what? Maddie said she didn’t wanna be
819、- my friend anymore. – Aw!
820、You know what? I don’t think she meant it.
821、She’d miss you too much.
822、I’m starting to think
823、that Maddie is bipolar.
824、We go through this every other day.
825、- We do. – Aw.
826、Oh, how was your meeting? It was today, right?
827、Yeah, just had it.
828、Mommy, I think I’m winning. Look!
829、Oh, that is so cool.
830、Yeah, that’s the Play-Doh cake challenge.
831、We’re not finishing until tomorrow,
832、so please hold on all judging.
833、Not to mention that we had an accident with mine,
834、when someone, not to name any names,
835、put her elbow in it.
836、- What? – It was an accident.
837、Well, I gotta say, I love the pink one a lot.
838、That’s mine. Are you happy at me?
839、I am so happy at you. I’m beyond happy at you.
840、Daddy helped me with the icing.
841、Good job, you guys.
842、So, how about I give you your bath?
843、Wait, hang on. I was waiting for your call.
844、So you didn’t like the guy?
845、He wasn’t a good fit for me.
846、But a lot of other names on the list, so…
847、Yeah.
848、I’m gonna beat you upstairs.
849、Ben, I haven’t seen you in days.
850、That’s right, homey. Ben’s got a job.
851、- Oh, you’re never home.
852、What do you do?
853、Never mind. It’s Patty.
854、Hello?
855、Hi, Fiona.
856、It’s Ben Whittaker from About The Fit.
857、Oh, hey.
858、It’s good to hear your voice.
859、Oh, it’s good to hear your voice, too.
860、It was great meeting you today.
861、I called you quicker than you thought I would.
862、I’m glad you did.
863、Jules.
865、Let her sleep, Dad.
866、Okay.
867、Okay.
868、I tried to stay up.
869、I know.
870、I’m sorry I fell asleep in there.
871、I just passed out.
872、I know we had a plan to have a grown-up conversation.
873、You wanna Netflix something?
875、I’m sorry, I just fell out for a second.
876、It’s okay.
877、Paige learned to say “humongous” today.
878、Really?
879、Cracks me up.
880、She looks at me, she says,
881、”You’re a very humongous dad, Dad. ”
882、- Aw.
883、Oh, God.
884、You know I hate to sound like the other moms.
885、But I’m starting to feel like I need a little me time.
886、I know.
887、Good night.
888、Anybody home?
889、Can’t keep my eyes open, Jule.
890、We’ll do it tomorrow, okay?
891、Can you turn out your light?
892、- Hello? – Hey, Ben. It’s Becky.
893、- From Jules’ office? – Yeah, hey. What’s up?
894、Jules’ driver is M.I.A.
895、He’s not answering any of my texts.
896、I know you drove Jules yesterday,
897、and I didn’t hear any complaints.
898、So can you pick her up this morning?
899、Sure.
900、You know where she lives?
901、I was there yesterday.
902、- Okay, so you remember. – Yeah.
903、- And you’re hearing me, right? – Loud and clear, boss.
904、Okay, so be there at 7:45,
905、ring the bell, and walk away. She’ll know it’s you.
906、Ring bell, walk away. Got it.
907、Oh, walk away.
908、Hang on. I’m coming.
909、Hi, here for Jules?
910、Uh, yeah, hi, sorry. I’ll wait in the car.
911、Uh, she’s on a call. Do you wanna come in?
912、I just made some coffee.
913、Could be a while. I’m Matt.
914、Ben Whittaker.
915、Good to meet you. Come on in.
916、Uh, Legos everywhere, so watch your step.
917、Sure.
918、Maybe feature some bloggers on the homepage?
919、- Have a seat, Ben.
920、Hey, Paige, this is Ben. He works with Mommy.
921、- Hi. – Hi.
922、I’m playing Princess Memory Game.
923、Oh, yeah. Looks like you’re about to win.
924、So you’re Jules’ new driver?
925、No, actually, I’m her intern.
926、That’s hysterical.
927、- You know what an intern is? – No.
928、That’s okay. Everyone thinks it’s hysterical.
929、Hey, Matt, did…
930、Morning.
931、Morning.
932、Is that all dry cleaning?
933、These three are.
934、These two are laundry. And, uh, this button…
935、This button is missing.
936、- I mean, it’s loose, so… – Okay.
937、- If they could just… Thanks. – You got it.
938、Hey, and, honey, uh, before you leave,
939、just gotta go over a couple things.
940、Okay.
941、- Look who I found. – Yay!
942、- He was in your hamper. – Thank you.
943、Matty, did an ATF box arrive for me?
944、On the table.
945、Uh, I think I’ll just wait out…
946、Ben, you want a raisin?
947、Thank you.
948、Okay, so tonight,
949、you’re working…
950、Are you listening, or did I lose you?
951、- Ben, is she listening? – I am totally listening.
952、I ordered some stuff to check on how it arrived.
953、Not great, by the way.
954、- Go on. Tonight? – Yeah, okay.
955、You’re working,
956、so Paige and I are gonna go to my mom’s for dinner.
957、After school’s Ruby’s birthday party.
958、And what about next Monday?
959、Do you know yet if we can go to dinner
960、with Robbie and Annie?
961、Oh, I’m so slammed next week.
962、I’m sorry. If you wanna go, I’ll make it. When was it?
963、Oh, my God. Monday.
964、Okay, I’m sorry. I was fixated on this tissue paper.
965、I will be there.
966、Okay.
967、Thank you for the coffee.
968、Thanks for letting me play.
969、- Sorry. – I’ll meet you in the car.
970、Actually, I have to go. Come on, sweetie.
971、Ben, we’re gonna drop Paige at school, okay? Here we go.
972、- Let’s do it. – Kiss Daddy goodbye.
973、Hey, wait. You forgot your doggy.
974、Matt seems like a terrific guy.
976、Oh, sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt.
977、Uh, that’s okay. I agree. He is.
978、Who? The Dad?
979、That’s what the other kids call Matt
980、because he’s the only dad in a sea of moms.
981、I’ve read about these househusbands.
982、It’s interesting how that all worked just now.
983、They actually prefer to be called stay-at-home dads.
984、Oh, sorry. Did not know that.
985、Well, it’s very admirable.
986、He’s a real 21 st century father.
987、He is.
988、He actually had a great job in marketing,
989、but, um, when About The Fit took off,
990、he left to be a full-time dad.
991、Totally saved our butts.
992、Oh! We’re here, big girl.
993、I do this in the cafeteria
994、to my lunch friends
995、- when they’re don’t looking.
996、- You do that? – Hey, Jules.
997、- Hi. Nice to see you here. – Hi.
998、Uh, not sure if you got our e-mail,
999、but we’re doing a fiesta lunch next Friday,
1000、and we thought you could bring the guacamole.
1001、Uh, you probably won’t have time to make it,
1002、so you can buy it.
1003、Which is fine.
1004、Enough for 18.
1005、No, I can make it. It’s not a problem.
1006、- Great. Matt can bring it. – Totally.
1007、Bye.
1008、All right. Have a great day, sweet pea.
1009、Have fun at Ruby’s party, okay?
1010、Mommy? Do you know how to make guacamole?
1011、Yes, I do. Really well, in fact.
1012、We’re gonna make it together.
1013、And after that, we’ll have a mother-daughter dance party?
1014、Hey, Maddie. What’s up?
1015、Bipolar.
1016、Oh, my God. Come here.
1017、- Oh, I love you, big girl. – I love you, too.
1018、God.
1019、Taking the high road is exhausting.
1020、It’s 2015.
1021、Are we really still critical
1022、of working moms? Seriously? Still?
1023、I’m sorry. That was all rhetorical.
1024、There’s no need to respond.
1025、- Wasn’t going to.
1026、Oh! Ben.
1027、I wanna stop by the warehouse. 480 Greenpoint.
1028、Sure.
1029、No, no, no. You wanna make a right.
1030、9th to Hamilton to the Expressway.
1031、Uh, I think we should take 4th to Flatbush. Much faster.
1032、It won’t be.
1033、By 12 minutes, at least.
1034、Can I try?
1035、I apologize.
1036、No need.
1037、Try to line the dots up the best you can.
1038、And then…
1039、Okay. Pull this over.
1040、If you can, try to pull this towards you,
1041、holding it on the outside.
1042、- Good meeting you. – Let me know
1043、- if you need anything. – Thank you.
1044、Okay, so then put that on lightly.
1045、Put it down with two. Secure it.
1046、Our package should feel like they’re getting a little gift
1047、that they bought for themselves.
1048、It’s open.
1049、Ben.
1050、Wow.
1051、- Come on in. – Didn’t expect this.
1052、Yeah. I like to think of it as a little bit of paradise.
1053、Can I interest you in a back rub?
1054、Oh, no, thanks.
1055、I just came by because I found out
1056、I have to work late.
1057、- Oh. Then no dinner tonight. – Sorry.
1058、I was really looking forward to it.
1059、But I’m hoping we can pick another night.
1060、Of course. Come sit down.
1061、Let me have your jacket.
1062、Just for a minute. Come on. Relax.
1063、Okay, how about a foot massage?
1064、During office hours?
1065、Yeah, that’s kind of the point. May I?
1066、Well…
1067、Okay.
1068、It’s already pretty good.
1069、All I’ve done is take off your sock.
1070、Well, no one’s ever done that better.
1071、Okay, just relax. Close your eyes.
1072、- Put your head back.
1073、So when would you like to reschedule?
1074、- Tomorrow?
1075、Can’t tomorrow. What about Saturday?
1076、Good.
1077、Oh, God. This is enormously satisfying.
1078、What time should I pick you up?
1079、Noon? I love daytime dates.
1080、Lunch, perfect. It’s sooner.
1081、So how’s it going? How’s Jules?
1082、Yeah, I mean, she works on all cylinders all the time.
1083、Doesn’t stop, doesn’t sleep, never see her eat.
1084、Maybe it’s good that I’m here, you know?
1085、I hope I can help her.
1086、I knew you were gonna be a good guy.
1087、I knew it.
1088、- Try to relax.
1090、Oh, my God.
1091、I’m sorry. I’m leaving. I’m leaving!
1092、Sorry, don’t stop. I’m leaving.
1093、Oh, my shoe. Sorry.
1095、I don’t know, kid. This lease doesn’t look so hot to me.
1096、Three-month security deposit.
1097、You must really love this place.
1098、- No, it’s horrible. – Uh…
1099、But I can get in this week.
1100、Well, if I were you, I’d keep looking.
1101、- Okay. – Hey, Lewis. What’s up?
1102、I’ve never seen you so awake.
1103、I was just asked to deliver this huge order to Tribeca,
1104、and I think it’s to Jay Z’s apartment.
1105、I’m not kidding. Look, it says, “S. Carter. ”
1106、I’m a little freaked out.
1107、I don’t know who that is,
1108、but is this someone you want to impress?
1109、This is a genius, Ben.
1110、Whoa, what if Beyonc?opens the door?
1111、Oh, my God.
1112、Okay, now I know who you’re talking about.
1113、Well, maybe you should put on a proper shirt with a collar.
1114、A collar? These are hip-hop people.
1115、Dress to impress, Lewis.
1116、Go to the rack. Find a boyfriend shirt that fits.
1117、Bring the hair down if you can.
1118、Tuck in the shirt. Why doesn’t anybody
1119、tuck anything in anymore?
1120、- I’m asking you. – Okay, okay.
1121、Benjamin.
1122、We made some progress.
1123、Very big day for the intern team.
1124、It was great. I mean, she yelled at me, but…
1125、She yells at me all the time, too.
1126、- Right? It was communication. – Yeah.
1127、- It was a breakthrough. – Yeah.
1128、Whoo!
1129、- Oh, you want one, too? Okay. – Yeah.
1130、Okay, boys. I’m possibly meeting Jay Z
1131、and/or Beyonc? and I’m in a blouse.
1132、Wear it, dude. It’s an improvement.
1133、Not true.
1134、Big one.
1135、- I hate eating alone. – So do I.
1136、You know, you don’t actually have to keep doing that.
1137、Well, force of habit.
1138、Here you go. Swiped these from the tech fridge.
1139、Oh, nice going.
1140、- You want a slice? – Sure, thanks.
1141、- Cheers. – Cheers.
1142、I noticed a couple hours ago,
1143、you had a meeting with another possible CEO.
1144、I saw him arrive. How’d that go?
1145、It was going well until he called us…
1146、I believe the term he used was a “chick site. ”
1147、And I didn’t hear anything he said after that.
1148、Apparently, selling clothes makes us a “chick site. ”
1149、I mean, really? How is this not legit?
1150、I couldn’t agree more. I find that surprising.
1151、Really? Sexism in business?
1152、So…
1153、What did you do for work, Ben, before you retired?
1154、I was a VP for Dex One.
1155、Phonebooks?
1156、I was in charge of printing,
1157、and before that I ran sales and advertising.
1158、Big jobs.
1159、Wasn’t this a factory that used to make phonebooks?
1160、- No! What? – Yeah.
1161、What?
1162、This is where you worked?
1163、For almost 40 years.
1165、Yeah.
1166、For twenty-some years I sat right by that window.
1167、That was my office.
1168、It was a few steps up back then.
1169、And we could look out over the whole factory.
1170、Our printing presses were in that corner.
1171、That’s why the floor dips back there.
1172、No way.
1173、I know everything about this building. Or used to.
1174、You know the sycamores on the other side of the building?
1175、- Yeah. – The big ones?
1176、Yeah. The big ones. I love them.
1177、Yeah. I remember the day they were planted.
1178、Is it totally weird being back here?
1179、Well, it feels like home. It’s…
1180、Remodeled,
1181、but home.
1182、So you’re on Facebook, huh?
1183、Well, I’ve been trying to figure it out.
1184、I joined about 10 minutes ago.
1185、Well, better late than never. Do you want some help?
1186、I’d love some,
1187、but, really, you’ve got better things to do.
1188、No. I need a diversion.
1189、You have a photo of yourself?
1190、No. I need one?
1191、Uh, if you wanna look up
1192、all those hotties from high school, you do.
1193、Say cheese.
1194、- Cheese.
1195、That is cute.
1196、Okay, I just need to send that to you.
1197、Uh…
1198、All right, so there are all these questions
1199、for your profile that you can answer if you want to or not.
1200、Like religious views, political views,
1201、people who inspire you.
1202、Jules Ostin.
1203、I’m not trying to brown-nose you,
1204、but I’ve been in business a long time
1205、and I’ve never run across anyone quite like you.
1206、You do inspire, Jules.
1207、I just knew, at the end of the day,
1208、that a woman with a glass of wine
1209、and a laptop had real shopping potential.
1210、And if you could actually
1211、promise her things would fit…
1212、- See? That’s what I mean. – Okay.
1213、Mmm.
1214、- You have a favorite quote? – I do.
1215、”You’re never wrong to do the right thing. ”
1216、- Who said that, you? – Yeah.
1217、But I’m pretty sure Mark Twain said it first.
1218、Okay, favorite music?
1219、Uh, jeez. Sam Cooke, one of my all-time favorites.
1220、Love Miles Davis,
1221、- Billie Holiday.
1222、Oh, she was great, right?
1223、I mean, she could just, like…
1224、- Transport you. – Oh, yeah.
1225、Okay, books?
1226、Love Clancy. Ludlum.
1227、Crazy about Harry Potter.
1228、- Matt loves Harry Potter, too. – Oh, yeah?
1229、Yeah, he, like, read them all the week they came out.
1230、Ah, well, me, too.
1231、Um, okay, what’s your relationship status?
1232、Are you married?
1233、Single?
1234、Widower.
1235、I’m sorry.
1236、I think we should just say single, then?
1237、Yeah.
1238、Okay, do you know what you need now?
1239、You need someone to friend.
1240、I’ll be friends with the other interns.
1241、They’ll show me how to do it in the morning.
1242、Well, you can friend me.
1243、- Okay, thank you. – Okay.
1244、Okay.
1245、Congratulations, you are now officially
1246、part of the Facebook generation.
1247、- Good deal.
1248、- Um, you done? – Yes, thank you.
1249、Okay.
1250、Well, I have, uh…
1251、I have another hour of work.
1252、Are you… Are you okay with that?
1253、Of course.
1254、This was great, Jules.
1255、Yeah.
1256、It was nice to have
1257、an adult conversation with an adult man,
1258、you know what I mean?
1259、Like, not about work.
1260、Not about…
1261、I know what you mean.
1262、- Oh, we’re here? – Yeah.
1263、Was I snoring?
1264、No, no, no. Just sleeping.
1265、Sorry.
1266、My parents are sleep researchers,
1267、and they’ve been studying my sleep my whole life.
1268、Apparently, I’m a classic noisy sleeper.
1269、Fun getting to know me, huh?
1270、- It is.
1271、I never fall asleep in the car,
1272、so that was actually amazing.
1273、Apologize for the racket.
1274、Barely noticed.
1275、I’ll pretend I believe you.
1276、I love this house.
1277、It just looks happy to me.
1278、Like, if it was in a kids’ book,
1279、it would make you feel good
1280、when you turned the page and saw it.
1281、You know what I mean?
1282、I do.
1283、Well…
1284、Sayonara.
1285、Sayonara.
1286、I didn’t hear you come in.
1287、You know, I was thinking
1288、we need some awake time together.
1289、Yeah, that, too.
1290、Morning.
1291、Good morning. I’m Doris.
1292、They asked me to drive you today.
1293、Are you all set back there?
1294、You got your seat belt fastened?
1295、What happened to Ben?
1296、Oh, somebody said that he got transferred.
1297、Um, you know the best way to get back to headquarters?
1298、- Oh, my!
1299、- Oh, what… – Come on!
1300、Hold your horses, maniac!
1301、Which way, hon?
1302、I’m all turned around here.
1303、- Doris. Doris! Doris! – What? What?
1304、You told me to transfer him.
1305、That was two days ago. Why didn’t you check with me?
1306、First of all, that was yesterday.
1307、Where is he? Do you know?
1308、Thank you.
1309、You must think I’m demented.
1310、Not the word I would use,
1311、but I was a little surprised when I got the call.
1312、Jules, I apologize if I overstepped in some way.
1313、No. No, no, no, no.
1314、Please don’t apologize. You have done nothing wrong.
1315、Look, I have a lot going on, and I’m a very private person.
1316、And at first, I don’t know, I thought
1317、maybe this wasn’t gonna work, but I was wrong.
1318、- Let me get one of those. – No, no, no.
1320、Jules, no explanation necessary. Please.
1321、No, actually, one is, because I am usually better than this.
1322、The truth is…
1323、Something about you makes me feel calm
1324、or more centered or something.
1325、And I could use that.
1326、Obviously.
1327、I hope you’ll accept my apology
1328、and come back to work for me.
1329、If you want…
1330、And I’m not just saying this
1331、because I screwed up this morning.
1332、But I was thinking that
1333、I’d like to bring you up to my area, next to Becky.
1334、I know you can handle more work.
1335、If you’d like more. I…
1336、Oh, God, I can’t tell you how much I hate
1337、that I jumped the gun and I made you feel…
1338、I’m coming back. I’m happy to come back.
1339、Excellent.
1340、Can I give you a lift back to the office?
1341、Sure, thanks. Can I take this?
1342、No. Thanks.
1343、Actually, do you mind driving?
1344、I don’t technically have a license.
1345、Sure.
1346、This is… This is crazy, Ben.
1347、Two desks are not gonna fit in here.
1348、No, I promise, I’ll stay out of your way.
1349、But it’s impossible because now I don’t have room for…
1350、- Hi. – Hi.
1351、This is good, right?
1352、- Yeah. – I like this arrangement.
1353、Uh, Becky, I want you to let Ben give you a hand, okay?
1354、And cc him on all my e-mails.
1355、Did we get yesterday’s numbers?
1356、Uh, yes, we did.
1357、I saw them here.
1358、- Here you go. – Thanks.
1359、And I need to go over the data on customer purchase patterns.
1360、Let Ben take a look at that, too.
1361、Actually, let Ben take a look at that first.
1362、Okay.
1363、Don’t worry, Becky. Backup’s good.
1364、Ping me when Cameron gets in.
1365、Hey-
1366、Becky?
1367、I’ve been here nine months, Ben,
1368、and she’s never asked me to take a look at anything
1369、for her ever, okay?
1370、I hear you. That’s frustrating.
1371、I mean, totally.
1372、I graduated from Penn. I have a business degree.
1373、But I never seem to do anything right around here.
1374、And you’re, like, 50 years older than me
1375、and you’re deaf.
1376、I happen to think you do a lot of things right.
1377、You do so much.
1378、I know. I know that.
1379、- Mmm-hmm. – But she doesn’t. I mean,
1380、I bust my ass for her 14 hours a day,
1381、and she never notices.
1382、On! On, my God.
1383、I hate girls who cry at work.
1384、How about if you, just as an experiment,
1385、try letting me help you.
1386、A lot of your stress is gonna be lifted
1387、once you’re out from under this mountain of worry.
1388、And maybe you should consider leaving here
1389、at a normal hour once in a while.
1390、See your friends. Have a little fun.
1391、Mmm-hmm. I can offer my assistance in this area.
1392、I would love to, actually.
1393、I just don’t want her to think that I can’t do my job
1394、and I need an intern to help me.
1395、Okay, you’re not gonna wanna hear this,
1396、but I heard women who sleep
1397、less than seven hours a night
1398、gain 38% more weight
1399、than women who sleep more than seven hours a night.
1400、What? I leave here at 11:00. I get back at 7:00.
1401、I sleep, like, five hours a night,
1402、and now I’m gonna get fat?
1403、Let’s get through this stuff. Let’s do it together.
1404、Let’s clean-slate it. Let’s just do it.
1405、All right. Very nice, St. Louis.
1406、- Ah, suede jacket in D.C. – JULES”. Oh, my God.
1407、I cannot believe how well that sweater is doing.
1408、- I’m so happy.
1409、Beautiful, Miami! Thank you.
1410、Oh, look at Chicago!
1411、She put the same boots in her cart
1412、as the woman from Houston.
1413、Okay, let’s see what she does at checkout.
1414、She’s not buying them either.
1415、Okay, maybe check the delivery cost
1416、- on those boots? – Mmm-hmm.
1417、- Knock-knock. – Hey.
1418、Hi. I took a look at the data purchase patterns.
1419、Uh, should I come back?
1420、No, no, come on in. That was fast.
1421、Well, I enlisted Becky’s help.
1422、It seems the most expensive place you’re advertising
1423、is actually bringing you the customers
1424、who are spending the least.
1425、And the channels you’re least investing in
1426、are adding enormous value in segments
1427、that currently appear to have low value,
1428、but actually have the highest spending potential.
1429、That’s what I could tell so far.
1430、Oh, Ben!
1431、Can you, like, deal with that for me?
1432、Maybe come up with a better plan?
1433、I mean, if you have the time?
1434、Happy to.
1435、The man spent 40 years in business.
1436、Yeah, no, I get it.
1437、And, Jules, Becky was a huge help in this.
1438、You know, she has a business degree from Penn?
1439、I know.
1440、I mean, I forgot, but I know.
1441、I’ll say something to her.
1442、That would be very nice.
1443、Hey. How’s it going up here in first class?
1444、Busy. I see you found an apartment.
1445、No. My two weeks are up. I’m moving in with my cousin.
1446、- Excellent. – In Philadelphia.
1447、- Davis. – What? I’ll get there
1448、by 11:00, leave at 5:00. It’s cool. I can handle it.
1449、You know, I feel like everybody’s uncle around here.
1450、Yeah, why is that?
1451、Because I’m gonna save your ass,
1452、and I’m gonna put you up for a few weeks. Obviously.
1453、Ben, thank you.
1454、Thank you, thank you, thank you!
1455、Okay. Okay. Easy, fella.
1456、I like that you do the throw pillow thing.
1457、I was married for a very long time.
1458、Mmm.
1459、Whoa! Is this your closet?
1460、Busy man about town.
1461、What’s in all these drawers?
1462、Boxers, T-shirts, pocket squares, handkerchiefs.
1463、Okay, what’s the deal with the handkerchief?
1464、That one I just don’t get at all.
1465、Okay. It’s essential.
1466、That your generation doesn’t know that is criminal.
1467、The best reason to carry a handkerchief is to lend it.
1468、- Hmm. – Ask Jason about this.
1469、Women cry, Davis. We carry it for them.
1470、One of the last vestiges of the chivalrous gent.
1471、Ah. Well, then it’s different than a po…
1472、I know you wanna hang.
1473、But I have to get some sleep, kid. I’m pooped.
1474、Good night, Ben.
1475、Thanks again.
1476、Will you wake me in the morning,
1477、or is that too much to ask?
1478、- My parents always… – Too much.
1479、Understood. I’ll just set an alarm on my phone.
1480、I hope I can hear it. I’m such a deep sleeper.
1481、Oh, my God. I’ll wake you.
1482、Thank you! Love you. Not kidding.
1483、I love you, too. Now go to bed.
1484、Here’s some more berries, guys.
1485、Ben, can you pour me more syrup, please?
1486、Sure can.
1487、There you go.
1488、Perfect. Good job.
1489、Oh, thanks.
1490、Oh, boy. Okay, so this really big CEO named Townsend,
1491、the one everyone said would never be interested in us
1492、because we weren’t big enough for him?
1493、Yeah?
1494、We’re like your sister wives.
1495、Well, we just found out he’s beyond interested.
1496、Exciting.
1497、Yeah. Maybe.
1498、Everyone’s flipping out about it,
1499、but you know I’m still on the fence at best.
1500、Anyway, the only thing is,
1501、I have to go to San Francisco to meet him.
1502、- He can’t come here. – When do you have to go?
1503、The only day he can meet is next Thursday.
1504、Do you wanna come? Maybe we can stay the weekend?
1505、Oh, that sounds awesome.
1506、Um… Oh.
1507、Thursday I can’t.
1508、Paige is snack leader at school,
1509、and I’m supposed to be in the class with her.
1510、- It’s kind of a big deal. – Right.
1511、Yeah, it’s a really big deal.
1512、No, I know, sweetie. I’m sorry. I forgot.
1513、Uh, maybe Ben could go with you.
1514、Yeah, that’s a good idea.
1515、Guys, Ben has a life.
1516、Uh, not really. Not one that takes me to San Francisco.
1517、If you want the company, I’d love to go.
1518、Really?
1519、Definitely.
1520、- Guess what, Ben? – Yes?
1521、Today, my dad’s gonna be Ariel.
1522、It’s his turn.
1523、- Oh, that’s good, right? – Really good.
1524、You guys think finding a CEO is a big deal?
1525、Here, the big negotiation is who gets to be Ariel
1526、when we’re playing Little Mermaid.
1527、And for the record, it’s never been my turn.
1528、Mmm-mmm.
1529、So this is huge for me. I’m excited.
1530、I get to comb
1531、my hair with a fork,
1532、play with gadgets and gizmos aplenty.
1533、Daddy!
1534、This is Jules.
1535、So, guys, how long till we get it fixed?
1536、I mean, if you can’t zoom in, you probably won’t buy.
1537、Yeah, the first couple hours
1538、are already down 23%.
1539、- Oh, boy. – Okay.
1540、Uh, I will be there in, like…
1541、- Two minutes. – … Two minutes.
1542、We’re on it.
1543、Ben, do you have the info on Friends Shopping Together?
1544、- Yeah. – Thank you.
1545、- This is Jules. – What’s wrong?
1546、Oh, Mom, hi. Um, I just found out that the zoom link,
1547、the button that you click on to zoom in on a photo,
1548、isn’t working.
1549、Well, that doesn’t sound like such a big deal.
1550、Well, actually, it is.
1551、It’s what people use to get a closer look at what…
1552、Everybody zooms in.
1553、I guess I don’t go to your website enough
1554、- to know that.
1555、Mmm. Typing and ringing.
1556、Yeah, sorry. Oh, it’s the warehouse.
1557、Mom, I’m sorry. Can I call you back?
1558、No need.
1559、- Okay, I love you. – Yep.
1560、Who says “yep” to “I love you”?
1561、- Hi, Alonzo. – Hi, Jules.
1562、- Hey. – Not good news.
1563、What? Okay. Lay it on me.
1564、In a routine check by the sanitation department,
1565、they found one bedbug.
1567、Unfortunately, yes.
1568、We sent out 4,800 boxes yesterday.
1569、We have to get them all back, shut down the warehouse…
1570、spray for bedbugs,
1571、then we can start shipping again.
1572、- Nightmare. – Nightmare.
1573、Okay, here we are.
1574、Okay, let me just finish this e-mail.
1576、No. No, no, no…
1577、Hey, guys. Thanks for coming.
1578、I know the zoom is broken,
1579、and I don’t mean to pull anyone off of that,
1580、but I need a favor.
1581、I accidentally sent an e-mail to the wrong person,
1582、and she’s at work right now.
1583、And I know she doesn’t check her personal e-mail
1584、until she gets home at 5:30.
1585、So I have until then to figure out how to delete it.
1586、Because if this person sees this e-mail,
1587、it’ll be horrible.
1588、And on top of that, she has a minor heart condition.
1589、I think this could possibly be not good for that.
1590、So I am counting on your good graces and brilliance
1591、to figure out a way to save my ass.
1592、Truthfully, Jules, it’s pretty impossible
1593、to hack into a server.
1594、And you don’t know her password?
1595、No idea.
1596、Jules, I think there’s only one thing we can do.
1597、What? Tell me. I’m dying.
1598、Me and the boys take off,
1599、we break into your mom’s house,
1600、and we steal her computer.
1601、Break into her house and steal the computer?
1602、Are you kidding me?
1603、That’s freaking genius.
1604、You will reach your destination
1605、in 300 yards.
1606、Little does GPS lady know
1607、she is an accomplice to a crime.
1608、The woman has a heart condition.
1609、Think of it as a good deed.
1610、I never thought you’d be
1611、a bad influence on me, Whittaker.
1612、Oh, relax, fellas. This is gonna be a piece of cake.
1613、The key is under a flowerpot.
1614、We go in, we delete, we disappear.
1615、She doesn’t have an alarm, right?
1616、Nope. She does not.
1617、What if there’s, like, a password on the e-mail?
1618、Hmm?
1619、Then we take the computer.
1620、Jules said she’d buy her a new one, so it’s a win-win.
1621、You will reach your destination in 100 yards.
1622、This is like an Ocean’s movie.
1623、Ben’s the old guy with the big glasses.
1624、His name is Elliott Gould.
1625、Yeah, and, Jason, you’re Clooney.
1626、Thank you.
1627、I’ll be Matt Damon ’cause I’m kind of an outsider.
1628、Yeah, definitely. Who am I?
1629、You are Ben Affleck’s brother.
1630、Well, why aren’t I Brad Pitt?
1631、I think that’s kind of self-explanatory.
1632、- Okay, Clooney. – Thank you.
1633、You’re behind the wheel.
1634、Park on the stree