The Master List#1: Stewbuilder Dennis ()#2: Cholly the Yegg ()#3: Holden the Expert Dreamtwister ()#4: The Rza ()#5: Jack Skunk ()#6: Jack Skunk Fils ()#7: Lord Dan X. Still-Standing ()#8: Marlon Fitz-fancy ()#9: Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire ()#10: Whispering-Lies McGruder ()#11: Nit Louse ()#12: Dan'l Dinsmore Tackadoo ()#13: Hobo Zero ()#14: The Silver Jacket Man ()#15: No-Shoulders Smalltooth Jones ()#16: Sistery Brothery Nabob ()#17: Name Withheld ()#18: Staniel the Spaniel ()#19: Frederick Bannister, the Tree Surgeon ()#20: Tarnose Cohen ()#21: Mr. Wilson Fancypants ()#22: Floyd Dangle ()#23: Shane Stoopback ()#24: Wicked Paul Fourteen-Toes ()#25: Normal-Face Olaf ()#26: Tearbaby Hannity Stoop ()#27: The Damned Swede ()#28: Pierre Tin-Hat ()#29: Ol' Barb Stab-You-Quick ()#30: Mr. Whist ()#31: James Fenimore Cooper ()#32: Twistback John, the Scoliosis Sufferer ()#33: Sweet Daddy Champagne ()#34: Senator Cletus Scoffpossum ()#35: Horus, the Bird-Headed Fool ()#36: 50-Tooth Slim ()#37: Monk, the Monkey Man (which is to say: "the Man") ()#38: Thad the Bunter ()#39: Balloonpopper Chillingsworth ()#40: All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck ()#41: Finnish Jim ()#42: Flemish Jim ()#43: Foreign Tomas, the Strangetalker ()#44: Roadhouse Ogilvy and Sons ()#45: Jokestealer John Selden ()#46: Giancarlo, Master of the Metal Trapeze ()#47: Dr. Bill Stain-Chin, the Boxcar Medic ()#48: Boxcar Ted ()#49: Boxcar Mick ()#50: Boxcars [sic] Timothy Twin ()#51: Boxcar Jones, the Boxcar Benjamin Disraeli ()#52: Boxcar Aldous Huxley ()#53: JR Lintstockings ()#54: Gila Monster Jr. ()#55: Irontrousers the Strong ()#56: "X," the Anonymous Man or Woman ()#57: Orphaned Reynaldo, the Child with Haunting Eyes (while there were children hoboes, Reynaldo took this when he was 45; prior to this, he was known as...[See #58]) ()#58: Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His Father ()#59: Thoughtless Harry Hsu ()#60: Clinical Psychiatrist Huga Rivera ()#61: Peter Ox-Hands ()#62: Ponytail Douglas Winthrop ()#63: Lil' Jonny Songbird, the Songbird-Eater ()#64: King Snake: The Eternal Mystery ()#65: Ghostly Nose Silvie ()#66: Fonzie ()#67: DiCapa the Hound ()#68: Beef-or-Chicken Bob Nubbins ()#69: Honest Amelia Dirt ()#70: Slow Motion Jones ()#71: Canadian Football Pete ()#72: Meep Meep, the Italian Tailor ()#73: Jonathan William Coulton, the Colchester Kid ()#74: Maria the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner ()#75: Bix Shmix ()#76: Vice President Garrett Hobart ()#77: Stun Gun Jones ()#78: Prostate Davey ()#79: Flea Stick ()#80: Niles Butterbal, the Frozen Turkey ()#81: Todd Four-Flush ()#82: Stick-Legs McOhio ()#83: The Unanswered Question of Timothy ()#84: Mickey the Assistant Manager ()#85: Guesstimate Jones ()#86: Goofus ()#87: Gallant ()#88: Sir Roundbelly DeDelight ()#89: Newton Fig ()#90: Chicken Nugget Will ()#91: Parlor Peter, the Sneak Thief ()#92: Ovid ()#93: Bathsheba Ditz ()#94: Alan Pockmark, Esq. ()#95: Lolly Hoot Holler ()#96: Von Skump ()#97: Lonnie Choke ()#98: Chisolm Chesthair ()#99: Freak Le Freak, the Freakster ()#100: Rex Spangler, the Bedazzler ()#101: Randall Mouth-Harp ()#102: Chrysler LeBaron ()#103: The Fishin' Physician ()#104: Persuasive Frederick ()#105: Celestial Stubbs ()#106: Teary-Eyed Fingal ()#107: Mairah Nix ()#108: Cthulhu Carl ()#109: Del Folksy-Beard ()#110: No-Banjo Burnes ()#111: Chainmail Giles Godfrey ()#112: Lois "Charles" Ladyfinger ()#113: Plausible Zane Scarrey ()#114: Huckle Smothered ()#115: Mmmmm Dandy Dundee ()#116: Mountain-Humper Edgar Ames ()#117: Spasmodic Hilary ()#118: Doc Aquatic ()#119: Molly Bewigged ()#120: Cincinnati O'Gurk ()#121: Metuchen O'Sullivan ()#122: Cherry Hill O'Manley ()#123: Cheesequake O'Lennox ()#124: Booper O'Montauk ()#125: Zaxxon Galaxian ()#126: Drinky Drunky Thom, the Drunk ()#127: Terry Gross ()#128: Spooky-Night Spooky Day ()#129: Zipgun Gloucester Gluck ()#130: Human Hair Frum ()#131: Sherlock-Holmes-Hat Carl III ()#132: Patrick Intergalatic ()#133: Abmidextrous Stang ()#134: Yum-Yum Sinclair Snowballeater ()#135: Ponzi-Scheme Jeremiah Ponzi ()#136: Toodles Strunk ()#137: Monkeybars Matthew Manx ()#138: Pineneedle-Jacket Jericho Fop ()#139: Robert the Tot ()#140: Robert the Child-Size ()#141: Robert the Minuscule ()#142: Robert the Wee ()#143: Robert Fits-in-a-Case ()#144: Robert Eats-for-Free ()#145: Robert Is-He-an-Elf? (The seven Silk brothers, all named Robert, were also kown for the small stature and predictable bitterness.) ()#146: Dennis Big-Ear Fox ()#147: Jethro the Pagan ()#148: Asterix the Gaul ()#149: Black Bolt, King of the Inhumans ()#150: Strictly Local Henry Bobtail ()#151: Manny the High-Ranking Mason ()#152: Fry-Pan Jim Fry ()#153: Slo-Mo Deuteronomy ()#154: Half-Bearded Mark ()#155: Knee-Brace Kenny ()#156: Morris the Personal Trainer ()#157: Thundertwine ()#158: Cleats Onionpocket ()#159: Deformed Abe ()#160: Trainwhistle Abejundio ()#161: David No-Ears ()#162: Achilles Snail-Hair the Buddha ()#163: Frog-Eatin' Lou ()#164: Admiral's Club Wilbur ()#165: Max Meatboots, the First-Class Lounger ()#166: Dora the Explorer ()#167: Ms. Mary Manx, the Tailless Cat ()#168: Free-Peanuts Doug ()#169: Steve the Human Tunneler ()#170: Redball Charlie Dickens ()#171: Twink the Reading-Room Snoozer ()#172: Microfiche Roy, the Side-Scroller ()#173: McGurk, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalogue ()#174: Booster D'Souza ()#175: Commodore Sixty-Four ()#176: Moped Enid, the Mopedist ()#177: Lamant the Junkman ()#178: Fast-Neck Nell ()#179: Bill Never-Uses-a-Cookbook ()#180: Bee-Beard ()#181: Lil' Max Meatboots ()#182: The Personal Secretary to Jed ()#183: Dee Snider ()#184: Sausage Patty ()#185: Desert Locust ()#186: Gummy Miles ()#187: Gyppo Moot, the Enigma Machine ()#188: Ol' Stiffpants ()#189: Skywise the Sexual Elf ()#190: Craine T. Eyebrow-Smeller ()#191: Lonely Heiney Alan Meister ()#192: Shakey Aitch the Boneyard Concierge ()#193: Woody Damn ()#194: Alatar ()#195: Pallando ()#196: Saltfish Bunyan ()#197: Poor, Poor, Poor Charlie Short ()#198: Venomous Byron ()#199: Five-Chambered-Stomach Mort St. John ()#200: Gravybelly Dunstan ()#201: Extra-Skin Dave ()#202: Beanbag-Chair Bill ()#203: Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher ()#204: Tommy Lice-Comb ()#205: "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump ()#206: General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit ()#207: Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman ()#208: Giant Bat Wings Roland ()#209: Nick Nolte ()#210: Salty Salty Friday ()#211: Fatman and the Creature (note: there was no creature) ()#212: Cecelia Graveside ()#213: Hoosegow Earl French ()#214: Stymie Stonewrist ()#215: Roadrunner "Meep Meep" Fabong ()#216: Bruised-Rib Johansson, the Beefer ()#217: Joachim Bat-in-Hair ()#218: Food-Eating Micah ()#219: Rubbery Dmitry, the Mad Monk ()#220: Honey Bunches of Donald ()#221: Crispy Morton ()#222: Feminine Forearms Rosengarten ()#223: Two-Headed Mike Hoover ()#224: Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows ()#225: Bean-Hoarder Newt ()#226: Texas Emil ()#227: The Moor of Venice ()#228: Averroes Nix ()#229: Human Hair Blanket Morris Burnes ()#230: Canadian Paul Tough ()#231: Crooner Sy ()#232: Manuel Pants-Too-High ()#233: Sylvia Patience Hidden-Forks ()#234: Sung, the Land Pirate ()#235: Opie, the Boston Bum ()#236: Hard-Flossing Hope Peak ()#237: Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy ()#238: Franklin Ape and His Inner Ear Infection ()#239: Questionable-Judgement Theodore Stomachbrace ()#240: Thermos H. Christ ()#241: Sir Mix-a-Lot ()#242: The Nine Doctor Whos ()#243: Lord Winston Two-Monocles ()#244: The Freewheelin' Barry Sin ()#245: Diego the Spark-Spitter ()#246: American Citizen Zane Pain ()#247: Abraham, the Secret Collector of Decorative China ()#248: Linty Sullivan, the Lint-Collector ()#249: Socks Monster ()#250: Ma Churchill ()#251: Pappy Churchill ()#252: The Young Churchill ()#253: The Young Churchill's Hated Bride ()#254: Churchill-Lover Phineas Redfish ()#255: Crispus T. Muzzlewitt ()#256: Stain-Sucker Duncan ()#257: Dick the Candy Dandy ()#258: Albuteral Inhaler Preson McWeak ()#259: Longtime Listener, First-Time Caller ()#260: Mastiff Mama ()#261: Tennessee Ernie Dietz ()#262: Sharkey, the Secret Cop ()#263: Gooseberry Johnson, Head Brain of the Hobosphere ()#264: Weekend-Cicular Deborah ()#265: Marcus Chickenstock ()#266: Stunted Newton ()#267: Magnus Shortwave ()#268: U.S. Fool ()#269: Manatee the Railyard Toreador ()#270: Utah Manfred Succor-Munt ()#271: Laura Delite ()#272: Edwin Winnipeg ()#273: Eyepatch Resse Andiron ()#274: Tom False-Lips Real-Teeth ()#275: Fabulon Darkness ()#276: Cricket-Eating Charles Digges ()#277: Pally McAffable, Everybody's Friend ()#278: Sully Straightjacket ()#279: Half-Dollar Funk Nelson ()#280: Whitman Sampler ()#281: Chili-Mix Wilma Bensen ()#282: Sting, the Glowing Blade ()#283: Professor Challenger ()#284: Lil' Shorty Longhorn ()#285: Rumpshaker Phil ()#286: Swing State Myron ()#287: Alistair Crowley, the Devil ()#288: Gutthrower Sy Salt ()#289: Sweetback Barney, the Dilettante ()#290: The Car-Knocker Killer ()#291: The Chamberlain ()#292: The Emperor ()#293: The Ritual-Master ()#294: The Garthim-Master ()#295: The Scientist ()#296: The Gourmand ()#297: The Slave-Master ()#298: The Treasurer ()#299: The Scroll Keeper ()#300: The Ornamentalist ()#301: Captain Slick-Talk ()#302: Sackfist, the Tapdancing Trombo ()#303: Souvenir-Selling Mlodinow ()#304: Blind Buck and "Woozy," the Invisible Seeing-Eye Dog ()#305: Roundhouse Farter ()#306: Red Ball Pnutz ()#307: Fake Cockney Accent Alan Strippe ()#308: Air and Whiskey Dale McGlue ()#309: Johnny RC Airplane ()#310: Narcotic Morgan Suds ()#311: Sir Francis Drank ()#312: Mahayana Mike ()#313: Miniyana Geoffrey ()#314: Three-Bean Otz ()#315: Maury the Monsoon ()#316: Czech Czarlie Czill ()#317: Sssssssssssssssss, the Hisser ()#318: Thanatos Koch ()#319: Henry Eatsmelts ()#320: Modem-Sniffer Gunderson ()#321: Half-Albino Alejandro ()#322: Gluttonous-Slim ()#323: Ragweed-Allergic Matt ()#324: Amorous Luminous Dirk ()#325: Moray Eel Ken Elmer ()#326: The Railbender ()#327: Antonio the Ombudsman ()#328: Karl Solenoid IV ()#329: Czar King Rex the Glorious Leader ()#330: Andy Bunkum ()#331: Plastic-Moustache Mortimer Tall ()#332: Samuel Gel Insole ()#333: Lemuel Gel Insole ()#334: Amanda Until ()#335: Crispy Whiskery ()#336: Robert Louis Stevenson, the Pirate ()#337: Hobo Overload ()#338: Leopard Print Steven Kane ()#339: Astonishing Shaun Eyelash ()#340: Billy Creak Knees ()#341: Owlie ()#342: Anwar, the Bionic ()#343: Reasonably Priced Motel Resse Unger ()#344: Ribery Dana ()#345: Cranberry Sauce Oppenheimer ()#346: Nancified Frederick ()#347: The Loon ()#348: Itinerant Jane ()#349: Holy Hannah Hottentot-Smythe ()#350: Fleabottle Boone ()#351: Amazin' Jack Caroo ()#352: Stupefying P, the Riddle-Maker ()#353: Todd Flaky-Palms ()#354: Waspwaist Fritz ()#355: Judge Roughneck ()#356: Slam Dance Dooze ()#357: Mariah Duckface, the Beaked Woman ()#358: Count Mesmerize ()#359: Sonny-Boy Oedipus Acre ()#360: Pick Mama Susan Xavier ()#361: Chelsea Bacon ()#362: Archie Axe ()#363: Sally Hoot-Hoot ()#364: Mr. Pendleton ()#365: Saves-Receipts Dave ()#366: Sir Walter British ()#367: Elmer, the Crankscout ()#368: Golden Neck ()#369: Marinated Alex Pons ()#370: El Boot ()#371: Shapeshifting Demon ()#372: Jeremiah Tip Top ()#373: Amanda CeeCee Stobelight ()#374: Irving Alva Edison, Inventor of the Hobophone ()#375: Leather Apron ()#376: Lead Apron ()#377: Foil Apron ()#378: Burnt Goathead ()#379: Saint Sorryass ()#380: Overly Familiar Fung ()#381: Chalmers, the Bridge Champ ()#382: Elephantine McMoot ()#383: Neekerbeeker Perry Toenz ()#384: Teattime BB Stiles ()#385: Coalie T ()#386: Hubbel "I Predicted Lindy Hop" Deerblind ()#387: Hubie Hewitt, the Broadway Legend ()#388: Huge Crybaby McWeepy ()#389: Poo-Knickers Elias ()#390: Elffriend Weingarten ()#391: Forktongue Nigel Fork ()#392: Woodeye Apfel ()#393: Hairlip Mikhail ()#394: Solid First Draft Patton Taylor ()#395: Prettynickels, the Lamb ()#396: Not-Only But-Also Pete ()#397: Pentheif Hickock ()#398: La Grande Mel ()#399: Applebee O'Bennigan McFridays ()#400: Ladry Jerry Lardo ()#401: Low-Carb Aleks Stovepipe ()#402: Hugo Stares ()#403: Eldred Splinters ()#404: Oliver, the Train-Oyster ()#405: Pring, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle ()#406: Utz, the Crab Chip ()#407: Salt-and-Pepper Chest ()#408: Beverly Hills Buntz ()#409: Mississippi Barry Phlegm ()#410: Matter-Eater Brad ()#411: 49-State Apthorp, the Alaska-Phobe ()#412: New Hampshire Todd ()#413: "Taxachusetts" Glenn ()#414: Hydrocephalic Jones ()#415: Vermont "Greenmountain Boy" Phil Marijuana ()#416: Alaska Mick the Crabber ()#417: Arizona Ludwig ()#418: California Ainsley Shortpants ()#419: Collegeboy Brainiac, the Hobo Einstein ()#420: Dr. Zizmor ()#421: Silas Swollentoe ()#422: Slimneck Holden Fop ()#423: Aspiring Jaster ()#424: Illinois Obama ()#425: Sammy Austere ()#426: New Mexico Anselm Turquoise-Eater ()#427: Caboose-Fouling Ferris Ntz ()#428: Prayerful Stan, the Bent-Knee Yahoo ()#429: Four-Fisted Jock Socko ()#430: Buttery-Cheeks Anton ()#431: Shadow ("Blinky") Preston ()#432: Godigisel the Vandal ()#433: Gunderic Godigiselson ()#434: Panzo the Spiral-Cut Ham ()#435: Smoke-Collecting Reg ()#436: Hot Gnome Jimmy Jackson ()#437: Pontius Cornsilk-Heart ()#438: Sanfor Who Lacks Fingerprints ()#439: Treesap-Covered N. Magruder ()#440: Thor Hammerskold, the Mexican ()#441: Bingo-Balls Nick Chintz ()#442: Bleedingtoe the Barefoot 'Bo ()#443: Hondo "Whatever That Lizard Is That Walks on Water" ()#444: Salami Sunshine ()#445: Fourteen-Bindelstick Frank ()#446: Oregon Brucie Shunt ()#447: Pirandello, the Many-Bearded ()#448: Quinn and His Quaker Oats Box Drum ()#449: Fatneck Runt ()#450: my- ()#451: Somersaulting Mike Spitz ()#452: Bo 'Bo ()#453: Abelard "Sunken Treasure" Lowtrousers ()#454: Colin, That Cheeful Fuck ()#455: Battling Joe Frickinfrack ()#456: Monsieur Dookie, the Francophonic ()#457: Happy Horace Noosemaker ()#458: Hieronymous Crosseyes ()#459: Crumbjacket Timmy ()#460: Overload-the-Dishwasher Mac ()#461: Phythmic Clyde Hopp ()#462: Microbrew Stymie ()#463: El Caballo, the Spanish Steed ()#464: Lee Burned-Beyond-Recognition ()#465: Hollering Martin Mandible ()#466: Damien Pitchfork, the Freightyard Satan ()#467: Handformed Hamburger Clarence West ()#468: Dr. Nobel Dynamite ()#469: Pickled-Noggin Nettles ()#470: Mischievous Craig ()#471: Baldy Lutz, the Amityville Horror ()#472: Ashen Merle Buzzard ()#473: Frypan Nonstick McGee ()#474: Singleminded Hubbard ()#475: Maryland Sol Saynomore ()#476: Baked Salmon Salad Finn ()#477: Unshakably Morose Flo ()#478: Fr. Christian Irish, the Deep-Fat Friar ()#479: Smokestack-Hugger Jools Nygaard ()#480: Fossilwise Opie Fingernail ()#481: Tab-Collar Dix ()#482: George Slay, the Duck Throttler ()#483: Eldon Waxhat, the Waterproof Man ()#484: Timely Clayton, the Human Wristwatch (so named not because of this punctuality, but because one arm was significantly shorter than the other.) ()#485: Both Dakotas Dave ()#486: Duke Jermiah Choo-Choo ()#487: Transistorized Maximillian, the Hobo Cyborg ()#488: Gravelbed Gavin Astor ()#489: Pantless, Sockless, Shoeless Buster Bareass ()#490: Alternate-Dimension Bela Boost ()#491: Atlas Flatshoulders ()#492: Scurvied Leo Falsebreath ()#493: Toby Anchovy, the Canned Man ()#494: Mad Max ()#495: The Goose ()#496: Not the Goose ()#497: Mister Torso, the Legless Wonder ()#498: Jedediah Dryasdust ()#499: Loving Vincent Hugsalot ()#500: The Rambling, Rambling Boris Wander ()#501: Business-Class Klaus Riel ()#502: Emergency Exit Aisle Gustav Nook ()#503: Unnervingly Candid Nicky Thain ()#504: Snoops Lightstep Trenchcoat, the Hobo PI ()#505: William Carlos Williams ()#506: Beef Grease Porter Dripchin ()#507: Exoskeleton Chester Fields ()#508: Roth IRA Romeo Leeds, the Well Prepared ()#509: Bum-Smiter Phillip ()#510: Bum-Hating Virgil Hate-Bum ()#511: Thor the Bum-Hammer ()#512: Bum-Tolerant Brendan Sleek ()#513: Most Agree: It's Kilpatrick ()#514: The Beloved Dale Thankyounote ()#515: Unpronounceable ()#516: Thad Malfeasance ()#517: Chiseltooth Muck Manly ()#518: Amsterdam Jocko ()#519: Sinister Leonard Longhair ()#520: Beery Clive the Eunuch ()#521: Chaim the Squirrelkeeper ()#522: Nightblind and Colorblind, the Blind Twins ()#523: Milosz the Anarchist Puppeteer ()#524: Jimmy "New Man" Neandertal ()#525: Lonnie Pina Colada ()#526: Washington State Amy Swipe ()#527: Gopher-State Sam, the Minnesota Man ()#528: Candle-Eyed Sally ()#529: Packrat Red and his Cart o' Sad Crap ()#530: Trixie of the East ()#531: Trixie of the West ()#532: Fine-Nipple Tom Bazoo ()#533: The Friends of Reginald McHate Society ()#534: Oregon Perry Hashpipe ()#535: Bold 'n' Zesty Brad ()#536: Mermaid Betty Scales ()#537: Spotted Dick ()#538: Shanty Queen Elizabeth Regina ()#539: Nichols Crackknuckle ()#540: Stew Socksarewarm ()#541: Huge-Calves Dwight ()#542: A-Number-1 ()#543: N-Number-13 ()#544: Arther Moonlight ()#545: Andrea Clarke, the Human Shark ()#546: Monkey's-Paw Patterson ()#547: Myron Biscuitspear, the Dumpster Archeologist ()#548: Ollie Ebonsquirrel ()#549: The Classic Brett Martin ()#550: Douglas, the Future of Hoboing ()#551: Ironbelly Norton ()#552: Dilly Shinguards ()#553: Rufus Caboose ()#554: Rear Admiral JF Grease Pencil ()#555: King Cotton ()#556: Prince Hal Oystershuck, the Royal Shucker ()#557: Unconditional Gavin ()#558: Squirrelcloak ()#559: Idaho Woody Harelson ()#560: Jane the Boxcar Beekeeper ()#561: Aaron Three-Shirts ()#562: Paste-Smeller Luke ()#563: Lowly Highley ()#564: Elihu Skinpockets ()#565: Marian May Wyomingsong ()#566: Stitches the Railyard Sutureman ()#567: Klonopin Clyde ()#568: Benny Twenty-Squirrels ()#569: Chickeny-Flavored Remy Bunk ()#570: Juicepockets Thomas Moone ()#571: Eustace Feetbeer ()#572: Amnesiac Jared Stringy ()#573: Shagrat, Orc of the Ozarks ()#574: Billy Butterfly Net ()#575: Ammonia Cocktail Jones ()#576: Norma Shinynickels ()#577: Jonathan Crouton ()#578: Antigone Spit ()#579: El Top-Hat Swindlefingers ()#580: PomPom the Texas Dancing Dog ()#581: Gin-Bucket Greg ()#582: Yuri Trimble, the Alien Pod-Person ()#583: South Carolina Sarah Lardblood ()#584: Bloody-Stool laSalle ()#585: Pith-Helmet Andy ()#586: Self-Taught-Guitarist Edmund ()#587: Don Tomasino di Shit-the-Bed ()#588: Markansas ()#589: Neckfat JK Trestle ()#590: Pansy Overpass ()#591: Ralph Raclette Cornichon, Hobo of the Mountains ()#592: Montana Nbdego Tch!k ()#593: Unbearably Oenophilic Ned ()#594: Jonas Tugboy, Professional Masturbator ()#595: Cinderfella Dana Dane ()#596: Kerosene-Soaked Tom ()#597: Black-Bottle Priam ()#598: Pinprick Butell ()#599: Stool-Sample Frank ()#600: Iowa Noam Chomksy ()#601: Etienne, Roi of the Rapier ()#602: Amesy Squirrelstomper, the Chipmunk Preferrer ()#603: Ned Gravelshirt ()#604: NPR Willard Hotz, the Soothing-Voiced ()#605: Amen to Polly Fud ()#606: Constanly Sobbing Forrester ()#607: Maine-iac Leonid ()#608: Magnetized James ()#609: Hobo Jake Jerrold, Representing the Whole Mid-Atlantic Region ()#610: Jiminy Sinner ()#611: Pamela Chickeneggs (i.e., Hobo Caviar) ()#612: Chuck McKindred: Not So Holy, But Very Moley ()#613: Q the Quantum Man ()#614: Salad-Fork Ron ()#615: Warbling Timmy Tin Voice and His Voicebox ()#616: Ambassador Roasting Pan ()#617: Warren Smazell, Founder of Hobotics(R) ()#618: Ventriloquism Jimmy and "Madam" the Talking Bean Can ()#619: Nosepicker Rick Pick ()#620: The Black Squirrel Fairy ()#621: Alabama Edsel Brainquake ()#622: Kid Silverhair, the Man of Indeterminate Age ()#623: Catscratch Tremont Nude ()#624: Bill Jaundice ()#625: Sugarhouse Morris the Sapper ()#626: Nutrition-Shake Emery ()#627: Nicknameless Norris Shine ()#628: Stinging Polly Papercuts ()#629: Deke Hidden Hornets' Nest ()#630: The Wisconsin Scourge ()#631: Brendan Headbristles ()#632: His Excellency Nooney Sockjelly ()#633: Whistling Anus Mecham, Le Petomaine ()#634: Talmidge, the Bactine Bearer ()#635: Tailstump Gunther, the Vestigial Man ()#636: The Hon. Charlie Weed-Farmer ()#637: Philatelist Joey Licks ()#638: Old Pliny Dance-for-Ham ()#639: Rheumy Sven ()#640: Wormy Glenn and Nootka the Flatworm ()#641: Hidalgo, the Devil Stick Artiste ()#642: The Fucky From Kentucky ()#643: Prince Bert in Exile, the Man in the Foil Mask ()#644: Siderodromophobic Billy ()#645: Antlered Calvin ()#646: Cambridge Massachusetts Claude ()#647: Cyrus the Persian Sturgeon ()#648: Kneepants Erasmus, the Humanist ()#649: Little Gavin Spittle ()#650: Tar-tongue Godfrey Strange ()#651: Honeypalms Gordon Lips ()#652: Luke "the Lifestyle" Dammmers ()#653: Simon Squirrelskin ()#654: Scabpicker Sandy Rump ()#655: Chicken Butt, Five Cents a Cut ()#656: Wise Solomon Babysplitter ()#657: Telekinetic Dave B. ()#658: Telekinetic Dave F. ()#659: Whiskeyblood Willie Sot ()#660: Unger and his Duststorm Bride ()#661: Zachary Goatflirter ()#662: "La Grippe" ()#663: Uranus John, the Star-Traveler ()#664: Accusin' Tim Dunn ()#665: Tennessee Linthelmet ()#666: The Unformed Twin of Tennessee Linthelmet ()#667: Turkeyballs Paco ()#668: Andre the Indianapolist ()#669: Wally Dregs, the Newfoundland Screech ()#670: Flaky Mike Psoriasis ()#671: Hell's Own Breath Hinkley ()#672: Gerald Chapcheeks ()#673: Acid-Saliva Curly Stokes ()#674: Oklahoma Stilgar ()#675: Rocky Shitstain Mankowicz ()#676: Rocky Shitstain Mankowicz Part II, the Quickening ()#677: Professor &O ()#678: Sanitized-for-Your-Protection Eddie Summers ()#679: Jan, the Jager-Meister ()#680: Big-Tipper Silas Fake-Nickel ()#681: Anaerobic Eben Stiles ()#682: Replicant Wemberly Plastiskin and his Clockwork Squrrel "Toothy" ()#683: Harry Coughblood ()#684: Aesop Bedroll, the Fluffy Pillow Man ()#685: Widow-Kisser Roger ()#686: Experimental Hobo Infiltration Droid "41-K" ()#687: Baron Bayonet, the Bull-Sticker ()#688: Mikey Gluesniff ()#689: Bell's-Palsy Brennan ()#690: Chiptooth Berman, the Bottle Biter ()#691: Undertaker Robert, the Lint-Coffin Weaver ()#692: Betty, the Exorcist ()#693: Tittytwister Blake Horrid ()#694: Mallory Many-Bruises ()#695: Mad or Sad Judd (no one can tell) ()#696: Troglodytic Amory Funt ()#697: Smokehouse "Frankie" Jowl-Poker ()#698: Utility-Belt Deana ()#699: The Unshakable Will of Wade Terps ()#700: Trainwhistle Ernie Roosevelt, the President's Long-Lost Brother ()Addendum: the following Hoboes are listed in the back of the paperback edition of the Areas of My Expertise and are included here for your enjoyment.#701: Hallelujah Bum Again ()#702: Allegheny Pilgrim Panam, the Defunct Airline Man ()#703: Butterknife Sal Slender ()#704: Saladfork Butt Bunter ()#705: Deboned Gary Wobbly-Arms ()#706: Pauly Twin-Oboes, the Double-Reed Man ()#707: Ansel Trick-Neck, the Human Gizzard ()#708: Stunned Silent Hopkins ()#709: Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus, the Crippled Hobo Emperor ()#710: Brigand Blackguard McCatburglar, the Hobo Ne'er-Do-Well ()#711: Meyers Briggs, the Tester ()#712: "Mac" Hardcastle McCormick ()#713: Le Peteet Mort ()#714: Bisque-and-Chowder-Man Hoffman ()#715: The Freightening Reign of Phil ()#716: Stalling Pete Puts-You-Off ()#717: Timmy Hands-Covered-In-Scotch-Tape ()#718: Cravatted Jones Snaredrum ()#719: Amputated Benny ()#720: Old Beekeeper Stan Stingbelly ()#721: Kevin Eggsandbacon ()#722: Ol' Johnny One-Joke ()#723: Tramp Trampson (not a tramp, but a renowned hobo trampolinist) ()#724: Boom-Busy McPredictable Cycle ()#725: Dickie On-Star, the Satellite Man ()#726: Dickie Double Dickeys, Whose Pants Are Indestructible ()#727: High-Falutin' Pete ()#728: Moderately-Falutin' Pete ()#729: Anvil-carryin' Wyatt Strong-Calves ()#730: Stump Tongue Mumbler ()#731: Synonymin' Don Thesaurus ()#732: Post-it Perry, the Hobo Office Supply Guy ()#733: Crummy Carl Licetamer ()#734: Self-Satisfied Mick Pringle ()#735: Andrew Powderlips, the Doughnut Scholar ()#736: They Call Me MISTER Dumps ()#737: Library Bird Maurice Backissues ()#738: Lousy-anna Lamont Burnt ()#739: Festering Wound William, the Ointment-Refuser ()#740: Ron Rattlechest, the Fearful Wheezer ()#741: Ol' Eric, the Nickelflop Albino ()#742: Double-Entendre Dick Penis ()#743: Mike the Beard Recycler ()#744: Winnipeg Winnie Peg, the Cold and Bored ()#745: Jocker Jerry, the Whistlin' Kidnapper ()#746: J. Arthur Crank ()#747: Paul the Gorilla ()#748: Barrel-Aged Milton Oakbreath ()#749: Philip, the Eternal Antagonist ()#750: Crackles Spineshaker, the Hobo-osteopath ()#751: Cashy McSellout, Darling of the Newsreels ()#752: Honcho! Just: HONCHO! ()#753: Dr. Hall, A Slang Term for "Alcohol" ()#754: Dr. Alcohol, A Slang Term of "A Corridor" ()#755: Sir E. Dismal, the Hobo Economist ()#756: Roundhead Swedish Sven, the Hairless ()#757: Weedwine Farley, the Weed-fermenter ()#758: Santa Fe Santa Jinglebell, the World's Most Christmassy Tramp ()#759: Hank the Eczema Expert ()#760: Lon Chaney, Jr., the Wolfman ()#761: Clogged-Brain Harry Hoomp ()#762: Sketchartist Jim, the Slow Paparazzo ()#763: Admiral Crotch Rickets ()#764: Anthony Ethnic, the Other ()#765: Panel Discussion Dan Loaf ()#766: Owner's Manual Abbott, the Owner's Manual Horder ()#767: Dr. Know ()#768: Manny Gills, The Underwater Breather ()#769: Homunculus Jack, That Tiny Bold o' Lightning ()#770: Bob Brain-in-a-jar, the Bodiless 'Bo ()#771: Backwards-Looking Lou, the Parallel Parker ()#772: Acid-Blood-and-Spit Lionel Stander, the Spitter ()#773: Coffin-Breath Melissa Nestor ()#774: No-Credit/Bad Credit Bobby Hassle-freeloan, Mortgage Specialist of the Rails ()#775: Methie ()#776: B&M Barton Tiny Teeth ()#777: Burrowing Andrew Brokenails ()#778: V-Neck Sweater Teddy G ()#779: Passably Competent Hal ()#780: Apparently Mitch Dixon ()#781: Arguably Tommy Ford ()#782: Unquestionably Moe Gin-Clobbered ()#783: Oft-Quoted Mandrake Silvertongue ()#784: Murray Head as "Judas" ()#785: Harry Canyon, the Unedited Version ()#786: Plush-bum Mr. Sweets ()#787: Prof. Stink Mullins, Who Currently Holds the Plush-bum Mr. Sweets Chair in American Hobology ()#788: Secret Compartments Max and His Amazing Stovepipe Hat Full of Eggs and Junk ()#789: Breathe-Right Matty Nasal-Strip ()#790: Voweltooth Jenkins, the Man with the Scrabble Tile Dentures ()#791: Impulse-Buy Donny ()#792: Angelina Snakehead Fish ()#793: Fisher Stephens ()#794: Trivia-Master Johannes Wedge-keeper ()#795: Tom the Gentle Strangler ()#796: Boston Billy ()#797: Double Stuf Boston Billy ()#798: Chuck: The Ancient Evil Awakens ()#799: Nasdijj ()#800: You know what? I'm going to go ahead and keep Nick Nolte. ()